See this scrumptious foot? This chubby foot with the tasty little toes? This foot that begs to be nibbled on? Well, my baby no longer has edible, little, chubby feet. She now has big girl normal feet with painted toes. So very sad. I am hungry for yummy baby feet.No actual baby feet were harmed during the writing of this post. Really! I don't eat babies or their parts!
3 comments:
You know what you need to do about it. Get knocked up at once! I do it all the time...
:P (that post was good. good enough to comment on). hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why not use tasty flavored toenail polish and nibble away.
xxx L
Dearest Rachel,
ARE YOU CRAZY? They already don't make cars or kitchen tables big enough for us! Instead I will continue to smooch on her toes until they begin to get smelly and icky!
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