Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Oprah Hatin'

I've been hatin' on Oprah since Friday when I became intrigued with her whole "this gadget is the wave of the future" line.  So I had to watch.  This amazing invention was the Amazon Kindle.  Oprah said you MUST have one.  There is no reason to ever buy another book again, said Oprah.  Think of how many trees you will be saving, said Oprah.  Oprah says that you can select a book and have it downloaded onto your Kindle before your private jet even takes off.  She knows!  She tried it! I hate Oprah and her stupid Jeff Bezos and their stupid Kindle love.
  BUY MORE BOOKS, PEOPLE! 
 FROM BARNES & NOBLE!
 BOOKSTORES!


Except that I kinda love the Kindle and REALLY want one of my very own.
Stupid Oprah.



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

THe good news is that probably nobody has $400 to spend on one of those things right now. Stupid Oprah, stealing our jobs like that. She's so thoughtless.

Anonymous said...

I may just be the dusting girl, but I hate Oprah too. Can the Kendal thingy figure out the title of a book when the only clue is "it has a red cover and I saw it at the airport bookstore last year..." Shame on Oprah!

Mrs. G. said...

What happens to your beloved books when your Kindle breaks? I need to finger the pages dammit.

Anonymous said...

I googled it tonight and was impressed. It might be a game changer for book stores and video stores. If they can download a book in under a minute why not videos. Papa

RRigdon said...

muahahahahahahah