Also Known as When Mama Leaves the Country Without Me, Daddy Becomes My Favorite!
Here are a few tips for all two year olds wishing to break their mother's heart:
(tested by Hannah)
- Make sure that everyone agrees that babies don't remember when their Mama's go to France and therefore won't be forever damaged by them leaving!
- Be REALLY cute on the phone while the Mama is in France and be sure not to tell them what is going on at home.
- When you pick Mama up from the airport, for just a brief second, long enough for the Mama's heart to break just a little bit, look a little scared like maybe you don't recognize her.
- For the rest of the week, when you hurt yourself cry and ask for Daddy, when it's time to go to bed ask for Daddy, when it's time for a bath, ask for Daddy. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!!!!
Why? Because Daddy doesn't leave the country without his baby!!
Oh, the guilt!
2 comments:
Don't worry Natalie - Mom said I did the same thing at 2 years of age when mom and dad went to Hawaii and left me at Grandma Sylvia's. When they came home I wouldn't speak to mom for two weeks. But you will soon be on favorite status again! Hope you had a great trip - the pics are awsome - how could you not have a great time! Well, we'll see you soon and Ezra can meet all of his cousins :)
Heather
Maybe if you took Hannah on a ride on a bull dozer or a fun riding mower, you could win her over. Daddy does seem to have lots of fun toys.
Candy
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